Be Hungover

Not. Good.

The classic phrases “WHHHHHHHYYYYYY” and “I’m NEVER drinking again” are said over and over again. Of course you know that night you’ll be out on the lash. It’s a stupid, first-world-problem-cycle. And by first world problem, I mean the kind of problem that only those of us who are very privileged could have – basically, moaning about nothing. For example, “Ohhhhhhhh I have soooooo much fooooood I don’t know what to have for dinnerrrr.” First world problem right there. So anyway, foolish drinking is most certainly a first world problem because we drink and drink and drink and then we waste the whole of the next day – quite literally waste a perfectly good day – lying around moaning in a pit of self-inflicted misery.