The classic phrases “WHHHHHHHYYYYYY” and “I’m NEVER drinking again” are said over and over again. Of course you know that night you’ll be out on the lash. It’s a stupid, first-world-problem-cycle. And by first world problem, I mean the kind of problem that only those of us who are very privileged could have – basically, moaning about nothing. For example, “Ohhhhhhhh I have soooooo much fooooood I don’t know what to have for dinnerrrr.” First world problem right there. So anyway, foolish drinking is most certainly a first world problem because we drink and drink and drink and then we waste the whole of the next day – quite literally waste a perfectly good day – lying around moaning in a pit of self-inflicted misery.